When opening the new-fangled orange juce cartons with the plastic pour spout, remember to place said carton on cabinet or table before attempting to open. Do NOT clutch carton to your chest, as this could result in a pressure buildup, resulting in a significant amount of juice being spilled on the floor and your shirt.
Just an advisory.
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Also, especially do not do so over dog as this will lead to some odd licking frenzy behavior.
LOL I’m shaking my head at the both of you. You are quite the pair of engineers 🙂