…Sometimes you just wish that a certain variety would just hurry up and go extinct, already!
Oh, Fie! cruel and foul walnut, most accursed of all nuts! You besmircher of brownies, you foe of decent fudge, you profaner of Waldorf salad!
It would indeed take a foreign mind to think you anything but vile.
Must you come to torture me and ruin my desserts each Christmastime? For lo, even though I pick thee out of mine brownies doth your rancorous skin abide in them! And Oh! wouldst thou not even take residence in mine carrot cake and make it loathsome in my sight!
A curse upon thee, walnuts!
