A Warning To All “Guys”

A Warning To All “Guys”

…As defined in Dave Barry’s Complete Guide to Guys: While our secrets have been kept safe largely by the fact that no one reads printed works that don’t contain the words “Harry Potter” anymore, our time may in fact be short. You see, there’s a upcoming movie adaptation of the “Guide to Guys” and, while we know that the American public by and large has ceased to even read the back of their cereal boxes, they sure as heck go to the movies (even unbearably awful ones), so our clandestine motives and tactics shall remain so no longer.

So, you know, get all the booger picking possible in before the film opens. Also, remember to scratch yourself while the scratchin’s good.

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