Don't You Just Hate It When Reality Steals Your Punchline?

I thought I was being cute and/or novel by comparing Drew "Snakeface" Rosenhaus to Bob Sugar from Jerry Maguire. Well, had I actually read the Wikipedia article I linked to, I would have found out that, in fact, "The Shug" was based on Drew Rosenhaus in the first place. Thus, my formulation is [...]

Drew Rosenhaus Is Bob Sugar

I am 100% certain that snake in human clothing is responsible for the slow-motion train wreck that has been Terrell Owens' off-field career in Philly.
I think he needs to spend some Tidwell time in a desert or two, after firing SugarRosenhaus, of course. Maybe Oakland will want him - all the NFL's miscreants seem [...]