Don’t You Just Hate It When Reality Steals Your Punchline?

I thought I was being cute and/or novel by comparing Drew “Snakeface” Rosenhaus to Bob Sugar from Jerry Maguire. Well, had I actually read the Wikipedia article I linked to, I would have found out that, in fact, “The Shug” was based on Drew Rosenhaus in the first place. Thus, my formulation is incorrect. It should read: “Bob Sugar Is Drew Rosenhaus”.