Known Thy Enemy

Concerned about your airliner being hijacked? Here’s a handy guide for what to do in just such an event, featuring such advice as ” If the guy seated next to you is named Al, watch him with suspicion; that’s halfway to Al Qaeda” and “As in Die Hard and Passenger 57, the best way to avoid the initial terrorist attack is to be in the bathroom. If someone complains about you being in there so long, tell him you’re fighting terrorism”.