I get results! This morning, as I was perusing The Corner over on NRO, I came across this post by Rich Lowry. I fired off a quick missive which, while uncredited, can be seen quoted here.
The proof of my authorship is in the sent mail file:
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I hereby declare a War on Bad Grammar and humbly submit myself as a candidate for Grammar Czar.
Heh.