We just got a new Flavia hot beverage machine installed at work and, for the record, while idle, it makes a sound almost identical to the one made by that freaky Zoltar fortune telling machine in Big.
I’m almost too frightened to check whether the Flavia Flav is actually plugged in, for fear of the potential psychiatric side effects.
Just to be on the safe side, though, I’ve adamantly refused to wish for anything while it brews my coffee.
UPDATE:
Okay, I’m now officially terrified, as they apparently enlisted Casper the freakin’ Friendly Ghost to demonstrate the S350 (click on the “View Online Demo” button to see what I mean). If they come out with Soylent Coffee packs to put in the machine, I’m out of here.
Be Careful What You Wish For
