It’s Like A Carbo Lottery Around Here

So I strolled by the snack machine after lunch today and noted a pack of Swedish Fish dangling tantalizingly off their hook. Never one to pass up a sure bargain, I dropped $0.75 into the machine, fully expecting to reap the dangling pack and, more than likely, the one behind it due to the vagaries of the screw dispensing mechanism. Little did I expect three, three, I tell you, packs of Swedish fish to drop down! Sweet Mana from Heaven!
Maybe you need to have just eaten three packs of Swedish Fish to find this interesting at all.
Oh well.