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With apologies to Jeff Goldstein:
News flash:

Dem vp hopeful John Edwards cut to the chase last night on ABCNEWS NIGHTLINE:
ABC’S BOB WOODRUFF: “He has avoided the kind of negative attacks that can make national news, although recently, he has stepped up his rhetoric.”
SEN. JOHN EDWARDS (D-NC) (clip of a speech): “I’d say if you live in the United States of America and you vote for George Bush, you’ve lost your mind.”
WOODRUFF: “There’s been criticism that you have been too soft.”
EDWARDS: “Do I seem soft to you?”

(emphasis mine)
Yes, Senator, you seem soft. Not quite “Charmin” soft, but “Pillbury Doughboy” soft, soft enough to go “Hmm hmmm!” after I poke your tummy and right before you file the mother of all lawsuits against me. Of course, since I’m voting for Bush, I must be crazy enough to attempt it, right?
UPDATE
Alas, no bunnies made it into this post.

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