Whut Thuh Ha-yuck?

Wow. Just, yeah, wow.

November 11, 2004 – New from the makers of Turkey & Gravy Soda:
The Jones Soda Holiday Pack!
Holidays can be busy and down right stressful. How can you squeeze in eating when you have much more important tasks like shopping, decorating, and partying? Well the makers of last year’s popular Turkey & Gravy Soda have come up with a solution: the complete holiday meal replacement set equipped with a square meal, a straw, and a toothpick. Worried about packing on the holiday weight? Relax knowing that each flavor has no carbs, no calories, and no caffeine!
Introducing 5 new, flavor filled, tasty holiday sodas:

  • Turkey & Gravy Soda [ shudder – ed. ]
  • Cranberry Soda
  • Mashed Potato & Butter[ what? what? -ed. ]
  • Green Bean Casserole [ seriously, what? – ed. ]
  • Fruitcake Soda

You, too can have your own for a mere $15.95 per case (plus s&h, naturally).
Came across this beaut at Ramblings’ Journal, who you probably should be reading in the first place.
In fact, I’m adding him to my blogroll right now.


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