You know who I don’t think of when I think of whom to turn to for romantic advice? Brits.
More particularly, Handy Andy, of the BBC’s Changing Rooms (better known in the States as its TLC incarnation, Trading Spaces). His ruminations on the romantic uses of WD-40 is a prime example as to why the world has been lucky that Englishpeople, over the centuries, have been limited in the amount of damage they can do by being constrained to a single island.