Homeowners: Trust Neither The Federal Gov’t Nor Fox Broadcasting

Today’s lesson, kiddies: never sign anything involving your house without reading first and then insisting upon having a lawyer take a look at the language of whatever you’re signing, especially if you’re dealing with Fox reality show producers.
I feel bad for Mr. and Mrs. Rosier and it’s fairly clear that Fox owes them a new handicap-accessible (as opposed to -inaccessible) house, but c’mon, people! If anyone tries to run the “No time for a lawyer! Sign now!” playbook on you, chances are you’re going to want to turn down any “deals” being offered.