Oh Noes!!!11!

If y’all thought the Kelo decision was bad initially, you aint’ seen nothing yet. It’s even hitting the blogosphere now!

Over and over again, we at the Internet Zoning Commission have heard your concerns. Now, thanks to the US Supreme Court’s landmark Kelo decision, we finally have the legal tools to reclaim our community from the sleaze merchants and MySpace punks. Starting today, we have earmarked the worst of these squalid areas — like the site previously occupied at this address — for immediate condemnation and demolition. The previous owners have been compensated fairly, receiving several 6-packs of Hamms above their site’s assessed market value.

Poor Iowahawk.