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The Art Of Wor[k]: Like Sun Tzu For The Cubicle Dweller (First In A Series)
1. Only fools visit the vending machines on the day of customer meetings. The wise man waits for his quarry to appear in the kitchenette, slightly stale.
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Football Folderol
First off, the bad: 2007 Week 2 Fantasy Football Results League: Fulford’s Heroes Deep Fried Turkey defeats Hiphopopotamuses, 114.30 to 106.40. *sigh* Jemaine’s luck runs out in the second week. I forgot to start Randy Moss who would have netted me another 15 points and secured a win. Them’s the breaks, I guess. Next, the…
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Too Much Time On Their Hands, Oh Yah!
Fargo, reduced to its bare essentials: Heh.
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Don’t Call It A Condiment
…Cause I’m only playing catch-up. See, because it’s a homonym with… Bah, never mind. On with the Friday Link Dump! Hollywood is definitely out to retroactively destroy my childhood. How else can one explain their insistence on changing G.I. Joe from hard-charging defenders of America into a namby-pamby “international” strike force under the auspices of…
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Masters Of British Comedy
Stumbled across this one today — I’m surprised I’ve never seen it before: Excellent.
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Keyboard-Beverage Proximity Warning
I would advise you not to be drinking anything, cold or hot, when viewing Swedish Bands of the Seventies, as the damage done to your computer’s keyboard will not be minor. You have been warned. Bork bork bork! UPDATE: Apparently, a good hearty digging took up all the poor fella’s bandwidth for the month, so…
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Viele Verbindungen
Guten Abend, meine Damen und Herren. Welcome to “Doug’s Brauhaus von Linkenarbeitsgemeinschaftigenluftenwarnungsteinen”. Tonight we are featuring a sumptuous feast of the finest in hand-picked links, personally selected by the owner. Please won’t you consider the menu? First off, we have two exquisite examples of technological cluelessness, the first of which, “Shut Up I Hack You“,…
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Tuesday Piffle
I were sick yesterday and thus had nary a moment to spare in posting to the blog. To make amends, may I present America’s team at the World Beard and Moustache Championships, SturgeonFace.com, the Internet’s only collection of photos of people caught with lower lip extended, sturgeon-like, a coffee mug designed to allow you to…
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Spam, Distilled
No beating around the bush here, eh? *chuckle*
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Friday Wii Video Throwdown
The Nintendo Wii is opening up all sorts of interesting gameplay possibilities, as evidenced by the following clips from: Tomb Raider: Anniversary Metroid Prime 3: Corruption