Astounding
Why is no one paying attention to the hideous slayings of a Coptic Christian family in Jersey City? Is no one else even the slightest bit concerned that, yet again, the jihadi nutjobs are here in the US and perpetrating…
Year 2005
Journal Of A Toy Soldier
It seems as if the press has gotten ahold of some journal entries from yesterday’s plastic hostage drama. The entries offer an intriguing view into the thought processes of our action figures in uniform: 19 January 2005: The Slinky betrayed…
Gran Turismo 4 – 19 Days Away
This is certainly good news for all us PS2 owners. EB and Amazon both have it available for preorder, although Amazon doesn’t seem to have updated their ship date yet. *rubs hands with glee*
If You’re A Movie Buff
Do not, I repeat, do not click this link. You’ll be scratching your head all day. h/t: The Corner. UPDATE: Dang. Some of these are hard. UPDATE 2: Highlight the end of this line if you want a “link” to…
Your Scottish Slang Scots Word O’ The Day: Thrawn
Twenty-second in a series thrawn (th·raw·n) Dialect, chiefly Scot. ~adj. 1. twisted; distorted or misshapen. 2. stubborn or obstinate (often in “Jeez O, yer a thrawn auld bugger!“). 3. to be cross; in a dour or sullen mood.
The A.P. Got Punk’d
Q. What happens when Isamist nutjobs can’t take a real soldier hostage? A. Hold a G.I. Joe doll “hostage”. And then sucker the A.P. into running the story. Looks like CNN was fooled for a bit on-air, too. *chuckle*
This Practically Defines A Good Use Of “Company” Funds
Have you found yourself wondering why there was so little resistance from the ethnic Russians to the Ukrainian elections? It appears that they were too drunk to participate in any Orange Beatdowns, courtesy of the CIA and MI6. Good job,…
Newsflash: DeNiro’s Judgement Suspect
As MSNBC’s movie critic noted, Robert DeNiro has chosen some awful, awful movie roles in the past twenty years. While this might be less of a problem for a lesser actor, it is quite striking in one with such obvious…
Hmmmm.
Keanu Reeves gets star on Hollywood Walk of Fame. A few thoughts: Really? Really? I mean, Little Buddha, Sweet November, and Johnny Mnemonic. Has no one in Hollywood any shame? (Don’t answer that). On the other hand, Bill and Ted’s…
Your Scottish Slang Scots Word O’ The Day: Birl
Twenty-first in a series birl (burl) Dialect, chiefly Scot. ~v. 1. to spin around, to revolve rapidly. 2. a whistle; the sound made by a whistle. ~adv. birlin’ (“Ah tell ye, efter a’ that dancin’ ma heid’s fair birlin’“).
