A Modest Proposal For All Tech Pundits

In the wake of the acqusition of YouTube by Google, “clever”/”cute” names have been popping up left and right: GoogleTube, GoogTube, etc. May I politely suggest that all users of those constructions go and politely soak their heads? “GooTube” is the obvious choice, you vacuous, stuffy-nosed, malodorous perverts!
In other news, the construction “EweTube” is also acceptable in light of YT’s recent spate of “censor critics of Islam/leave jihadi death porn in place” actions.