Failing American public education system + one overenthusiastic nine year old’s ambitious fan fiction + Source engine + Garry’s Mod + college students with too much time on their hands = endless ironic entertainment.
Heh. “zombie goasts leave this place!”
BECAUSE YOU ARE HEADCRAB ZOMBIE
i cannot give you my license officer says john freeman
why not says the officer
BECAUSE YOU ARE A HEADCRAB ZOMBIE says john freeman john shoots the zombie and drives off my brother is in real trouble says john