The Groining List

I maintain a mental “groining list” that consists of the public and semi-public figures that, should I ever physically encounter them, I intend to give them a good kick in the groin, simply for principle’s sake. It’s a small list at the moment, as shown below:

  1. Chris Collinsworth
  2. Ed Rendell
  3. Al Franken
  4. Norman Mineta
  5. Chris Collinsworth (yes, again, because he’s that annoying)

3 thoughts on “The Groining List

  1. Why would you kick Al Franken in the groin? Have you read his book, “Lies and the lying liars who tell them?” You should.

  2. That book may be among the chief reasons he’s on the Groining List in the first place.

    I have not, nor do I ever plan on giving Mr. Franken a single red cent of mine. I deplore his politics, I deplore his methodologies, I am highly annoyed by his personality and I find him irritating in almost any form, be it written, audio, or video.

    I don’t need to read the book – I can smell a canard-filled piece of trash at 100 yards.

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