The Inexorable March Of Technology

This trend towards new-fangled “tagless” undershirts and boxers? Ah’m fer it, nae agin’ it.
I mean, this is the 21st century, after all. Why should we modern men have to deal with itchy waist and neck bands?
UPDATE:
Those “dye magnet” sheets that one can throw in the wash to prevent one’s wife’s clothes from becoming a rather unorthodox hue of pink? Sweet.
UPDATE 2:
The magic of the Internets allowed me to change “boxes” to the contextually correct “boxeRs”. Ahhh, technology.