Diesel Sweeties presents:
5049 state slogans.
Some of my favorites:
- Oklahoma! Like Texas with humility.
- Pennsylvania! Confusing road signs! Coal fires! Liberty!
- Connecticut! It’s not New Jersey!
- Minnesota! Fist of the North Star State! (We also invented Post-Its!)
- Tennessee! Imagine if Nine-essee went up to Eleven.
Heh. Go forth and find your state (unless you’re from Michigan. Then you’re out of luck).