Diesel Sweeties presents: 5049 state slogans.
Some of my favorites:
- Oklahoma! Like Texas with humility.
- Pennsylvania! Confusing road signs! Coal fires! Liberty!
- Connecticut! It’s not New Jersey!
- Minnesota! Fist of the North Star State! (We also invented Post-Its!)
- Tennessee! Imagine if Nine-essee went up to Eleven.
Heh. Go forth and find your state (unless you’re from Michigan. Then you’re out of luck).
I’d didn’t like South Carolina dirty slogan. So, here’s one of my own.
South Carolina!
Last in SATs and first in STDs.