Senator Kerry:
Some words of advice.
Fire.
Your.
Handlers.
NOW.
(If not sooner…)
As always, click the pics for full-size versions.
UPDATE:
Further advice:
Football Fans for Truth and I would like to advise you to
Stay.
Away.
From.
Footballs.
Oh, and firepoles too.
him so badly in his campaign. It’s the lingual equivalent of the visual cringe one gets from seeing him with a football, or soccer ball . Second, there’s the nausea-inducing request for firsthand stories about the hardships our troops and veterans experience. Sisyphean Musings thinks that
Next post have a bunch of clips of Kerry smiling and make it for an ExLax commercial, I swear he looks constipated when he “attempts” to smile.
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I think it’s probably un-American in some way to not make jokes about presidential candidates. Then I think that it’s cruel to make fun of people. Then I say… oh what the hell. When you’ve got this many opportunities practically dumped in your lap…
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