A Quiet Moment Of Contemplation

Have you ever sat down, taken an honest assessment of your life and thought to yourself:
What idiot left me in charge? And what fool gave me a salary? I shouldn’t be trusted with a paper route, let alone an adult’s life!
and then, confronted with a sense of your own mortality and the loss of your childhood and the innocence that accompanied it, fired up Bejeweled 2 because, you know, all that existential stuff is just a bit too heady for you right now?
I’m just asking.