Dougal Campbell is apparently having some troubles getting his daughter interested in his updated fairy tales:
… Around that time, the three bears returned from their walk to eat their breakfast. When they went inside their house, Papa Bear immediately noticed something wrong.
“Somebody’s been DDoSing my server,” he said.
Mama Bear checked her server. “Somebody’s been defacing my corporate website!”
Baby Bear checked his server, too. “Somebody’s been spamming my blog!”
The three bears decided to set up a packet sniffer to see if the Somebody was still there…
Sounds pretty suspenseful to me. Heh.