Gosh! What The Flip?

It appears as if living in the state of Idaho may, in fact, be detrimental to your mental health, at least if you have somehow managed to make it to the Idaho House of Representatives. How else can you explain a resolution recognizing the cinematic achievement of Napoleon Dynamite?
The bill itself is comedy gold (WARNING! Spoilers contained in the bill itself!) and features such legislative nuggets as:

14 WHEREAS, tater tots figure prominently in this film thus promoting Idaho’s
15 most famous export; and

and

42 WHEREAS, Napoleon’s tetherball dexterity emphasizes the importance of
43 physical education in Idaho public schools; and
44 WHEREAS, Tina the llama, the chickens with large talons, the 4-H milk

2

1 cows, and the Honeymoon Stallion showcase Idaho’s animal husbandry; and
2 WHEREAS, any members of the House of Representatives or the Senate of the
3 Legislature of the State of Idaho who choose to vote “Nay” on this concurrent
4 resolution are “FREAKIN’ IDIOTS!” and run the risk of having the “Worst Day of
5 Their Lives!”

Genius. Pure genius.

Doug
Doug

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