I am thankful that I am not:
- A Huichol tribesman of Mexico.
- Married to Fiona McCade, who obviously would prefer to be married to a Huichol.
That is all.
UPDATE:
My lovely wife has pointed out that The Scotsman is a fab-u-lous Registration Required™ site, so hit BugMeNot for a username and password before hitting that link, mmmkay?