The Inexorable March Of Technology

This trend towards new-fangled “tagless” undershirts and boxers? Ah’m fer it, nae agin’ it.
I mean, this is the 21st century, after all. Why should we modern men have to deal with itchy waist and neck bands?
Those “dye magnet” sheets that one can throw in the wash to prevent one’s wife’s clothes from becoming a rather unorthodox hue of pink? Sweet.
The magic of the Internets allowed me to change “boxes” to the contextually correct “boxeRs”. Ahhh, technology.