While there are many valid uses for lightsabers, I would be extremely wary of and advise against using them to fend off muggers, slice bagels, trim hedges or light cigarettes.
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Oh come now. That is a fine article. Lightsabers have always been a “use at your own risk” type device. Still, the culinary benefits would be truly amazing and it would be good around the house. And best of all, it’s renewable!
Good points. Always remember to read the warning label on the bottom of your lightsaber, though – never have the words “Point away from face” been more necessary.