If Only It Weren’t So Accurate

I’d be in the clear for years if only the Pet Professional hadn’t summed up my average day so well.
Heh.
UPDATE: Except for the prank phone calls, of course.
Also, I neverrarely pick my nose at my desk.

Doug
Doug

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