How else to explain the fact that I managed to injure my thumb yesterday when trying to open a pistachio, so much so that it pains me even to type these very words?
I don’t care who you are, a salty shell jammed under your thumbnail hurts like the Dickens.
And yes, I’m a certified wuss.
UPDATE: I also, apparently, posSess the ability to completely misspell “possess”. Gah.
I Possess Rare Talent
