Rush Limbaugh was apparently “busted” re-entering the country carrying Viagra sans-prescription. He opened his show today with two quips (and here I’m paraphrasing):
“What I want to know is: how did Bob Dole’s luggage get on my airplane?”
“My doctor must have misheard me. What I said was ‘I am concerned about the upcoming election.'”
Of course he knows that Leno, Letterman, et al. will have a field day with this, so I think you could consider that a preemptive humor strike.
Defusing A Potential Scandal With Humor
I enjoyed when he said that he told the customs agents that he got the complimentary breath mints from the Clinton Memorial Library.