NOT NEWS: Entertainment Weekly Staffed By Girly-Men

How else can you explain their list of movies “guaranteed” to make men cry.
A few observations, if I may.

  1. Cry?
  2. Armageddon. Please.
  3. Someone needs to lose their Man Licenses for even bringing up Terms of Endearment, Love Story, The Notebook and Steel Flipping Magnolias. Seriously.
  4. Okay, I’ll give ’em Saving Private Ryan, but Hoosiers?