Pak. Chooie. BOOM.

Does it make me a horrible human being for cracking a smile at this story?

Suicide bomber falls down stairs …
A WOULD-be suicide bomber fell down a flight of stairs and blew himself up as he headed out for an attack in Afghanistan, police say.
The would-be attacker tripped as he was leaving a building apparently to target an opening ceremony for a mosque that was expected to be attended by Afghan and international military officials, said Sakhi Mir.
“Coming down the stairs, he fell down and exploded. Two civilian women and a man were wounded,” Mir said.

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(Ref. The Terrible Secret of Space for those of you that are confused. Then read the original transcript to really bring it home.)