Self-Flagellatory Behavior

Sometimes I think I ought to have my head checked out. See, I generally hit Fark for the strange news, Photoshop contests and sometimes funny/pun-y headlines, but then every once in a while, I’ll forget myself and click on a link leading to a story discussing at least one of

  1. American politics
  2. American tax policy
  3. Israeli-Palestinian relations
  4. Organized religion
  5. anti-Southern bigotry

…only to emerge from the sheer crapulence of the ensuing discussion feeling dumber, dirtier and generally uneasy about the depths of human stupidity and pig-headedness I witnessed. Facepalm-worthy behavior, indeed, on my part.
So let that be a warning to you: never start a land war in Asia, never go in against a Sicilian with death on the line, and never, ever wander into a Fark argument by mistake. You’re sure to regret it.