Nader’s Off His Meds Again
He’s selling DVDs of himself debating puppets. And he’s worried about Michael Moore’s condition? Ralphie, m’boy: plank, speck, eye and all that.
Category Humor
Note To Ikea: Fire Your Name Checker Immediately
Because, I mean, who doesn’t want to buy their child a Fartfull workbench?
Man Enough To Admit I’m Wrong
Well, it looks like Disney doesn’t need to hire any QA specialists after all, as pirates, not Disney are apparently responsible for telling a seven year old girl to shuffle loose this mortal coil in a rather unbecoming fashion. That’ll…
The Oracle Of Bacon
I stumbled across the Oracle of [Kevin] Bacon, a nifty little webpage that will give you the “Bacon Number” of any actor or actress out there. Go ahead, give it a try. It’s pretty entertaining. The highest number I’ve been…
Note To Disney: Hire Qualified QA Staffers, Stat
I mean, because I’d hate for for you to drop an F-bomb on an unsuspecting seven year old girl. I always knew Disney was the nexus of all evil; now I’ve got the proof. UPDATE: ‘Twas a pirated version of…
Laura Bush Raaaawwwks, Y’all!
Attendant Fark headline: (Yes, yes dear, I know she’s signalling “Hook ‘Em, Horns!”, but that just ruins the joke, now don’t it? Oh fine, I’ll play off “Gig ‘Em, Aggies!” next time I see Bush doing a thumbs-up…)
Obfuscated 12 Days Of Christmas
Don’t ask me how, but the following code will produce the 12 Days of Christmas: /* * seriously — run it 🙂 */ #include main(t,_,a) char *a; { return!0
Geek Joke For The Season
Why is Christmas just like Halloween? Because Dec(25) = Oct(31). Haw. *snort*
It Would Be Funny If It Weren’t So Close To The Truth
The Onion: Nigeria Chosen To Host 2008 Genocides. Finally, the U.N. is embracing the only thing it seems to be good at – coddling corrupt and kleptocratic regimes and taking swipes at the U.S. and Israel. Let it never be…
Sometimes You Feel Like A Nut
…Sometimes you just wish that a certain variety would just hurry up and go extinct, already! Oh, Fie! cruel and foul walnut, most accursed of all nuts! You besmircher of brownies, you foe of decent fudge, you profaner of Waldorf…
