Paging Fox Mulder, Agent Mulder To The Courtesy Phone

I’m sure you’ve heard of the Great Chicago Fire, ostensibly started by Mrs’ O’Leary’s cow, correct?
I’ll bet you’ve never heard the notion, though, that there was no bovine source to the fire; rather, the genesis of the inferno may well have been extraterrestrial – a comet, to be precise.
Someone needs to investigate these mysterious occurrences. Sounds like a job for, well, you-know-who.