First up, the Flaming Bacon Lance Of Death, nuff said: Next up, Brit scientists prove bacon sandwiches cure a hangover. Oh, bless the Brits! Lastly, science cannot put a name to the awesomeness of, well, just look: The Boing Boing commenters on the original story helpfully suggest “Noodledogs”, “Cthulhu bits”, “hot doodle”, “doghetti”, “pork calamari”,…