I Am, Em Err Ahh, The Subject Of A Fahk Photoshawp?

If you have been paying attention to the news lately, you know that Sen. Edward “Teddy” Kennedy is publishing a children’s book written from, and I kid you not, the perspective of Ted’s Portuguese Water Dog “Splash”.
If ever there was a subject ripe for a Fark Photoshop thread, it’s a children’s book by Ted Kennedy. And lo, the Farkers have obliged.