Singularity of Suck

Is it me, or does anyone else think that the upcoming Celine Dion concert being broadcast on CBS live from Caesar’s Palace in Sin City, hosted by Justin Timberlake could potentially be a scientific experiment designed to test the effects of gathering that much Suckage into a single room?
Perhaps it will be beneficial. A Singularity of Suck could well be established, which would, in essence, drain all remaining Suck out of the world, potentially making everyone’s lives better.
I’m hoping Carrot Top is the first entity down the hatch, followed shortly by Alec Baldwin and all the Shasta in the western half of the U.S.