Month October 2003

The Onion: Forgot to Bring Tha Funny

I guess there was considerable mourning in The Onion‘s offices when news of Schwarzenegger’s electoral victory reached their ears. What else could explain their thinly-veiled character assasination piece of the Governator? I guess the staff needed to be given a…

Note: I don’t think it’s physically possible for the new Fedora Beta to kick any more butt than it does. RedHat 8.0 was a step in the right direction, RH9 was almost there. Fedora 1.0 is going to rock.

Take Your Blood Pressure Meds First

This makes me physically ill: Did I Violate the Partial-Birth Abortion Ban? The smugness, the clinical “precision” of this article and the barely contained excitement that this monster uses to describe the taking of a human life is beyond contemptible.…

Note to McDonald’s: you sell food, not image. I’m sorry to say, but carrying a Mickey D’s bag down the street just doesn’t sport the caché of, say, wearing Air Jordans. In other words, fire your ad man, cause “I’m…

I Bet It Was…

Don’t know if I should be finding this as humorous as I do, but here goes: A convicted child molestor (Kevin Kinder) was beaten into an uncoscious state by a former victim of his when he was placed in a…

Yowsers

Just heard Rush Limbaugh cop to being addicted to painkillers live, on-air. Checked Drudge and he had it posted w/quotes within 30 seconds. Now that’s wickedly efficient. Of course, since Drudge has the butt-ugliest website I’ve ever seen, I’ll have…