A Letter to Coach Tice

Dear Mr. Tice:
Please make Daunte stop fumbling the ball on the goal line, as this makes winning very hard. Also, I hear that due to NFL rule changes, you can “challenge” questionable calls, such as any and all touchdowns “scored” by Terrell Owens.
Don’t listen to Al or John – I think your pencil makes you look extra intelligent and powerful, even when you’re losing.
Please send tickets or official Vikings gear.
Your faithful expat Minnesotan,
Doug Stewart

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  1. ok that was funny….the part about the free Vikings stuff. Yeah it’s a lot of fun rooting for teams that lose alot isn’t it? FIX THE POST BOARD!!! I AM TYPING INTO NOTHING….MY CAPS IS STUCK!!!

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