A Post In Which I Give Advice To Michael Jackson

Dear Mr. Jackson:
If you have a sane bone left in your body (and your in-court appearances call this into question), I implore you to, with all due haste and dilligence, forget everything that Britney Spears might advise you to do.
As is obvious to the naked and untrained eye, Ms. Spears has not shown herself to be a reliable source of good advice or decision making.