Nabisco Is Full Of Liars, Frauds And Charlatans

Clearly their “1 Minute Cream of Wheat” isn’t. More like “4-and-a-half Minute Cream of Wheat”. I guess they’re okay with blatantly lying on the packaging.
How do they sleep at night?
Addendum: What’s the deal with Malt-O-Meal not being available around here? We had it in Minnesota.
Stupid Northeast.


Filthy, lying, money grubbing corporate fiends!
Hey Brad, doesn’t Kraft own Nabisco now?
I blame you.