When preparing lunches for the day, it is inadvisable to attempt to catch any items that one happens to drop (perhaps a large bag of carrots, for instance) using only one hand and the remainder of one’s body to trap said items, as the resulting punch that you may deliver to one’s groin will be of sufficient speed and violence as to cause one’s eyes to tear up and a shortness of breath for several minutes.
You may now resume your normal activities.
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