The crib has been bought, set up and placed, the car seat has been placed and fitted into the car, the due date has come and gone and my mother-in-law has arrived to help with the baby. One small problem, though. No baby yet.
Any day now.
The Waiting Game
I am taking a road trip North to see friends and family, especially yours, so there had better be a baby in a bassonett when I get there! Tell that wife to end the estrogenical treachery and let the child be free (as if she is enjoying the last days of birth). Hope all goes well ASAP.