Year 2005

The Oracle Of Bacon

I stumbled across the Oracle of [Kevin] Bacon, a nifty little webpage that will give you the “Bacon Number” of any actor or actress out there. Go ahead, give it a try. It’s pretty entertaining. The highest number I’ve been…

US Blog Readership Up 60% In 2004

…Literal Barrage sees little benefit. [This has always been a vanity project for you anyways, dope. -ed. Quiet, you! -author] Seriously though, the Pew Institute has released a new study showing that American blog readership has shot up over 60%…

Laura Bush Raaaawwwks, Y’all!

Attendant Fark headline: (Yes, yes dear, I know she’s signalling “Hook ‘Em, Horns!”, but that just ruins the joke, now don’t it? Oh fine, I’ll play off “Gig ‘Em, Aggies!” next time I see Bush doing a thumbs-up…)

Hoooray!

As you’ve probably noticed, I appear to have fixed Literal Barrage. Here’s the skinny on what happened, as far as I can tell: Speakeasy (my DSL provider) seems to have performed some maintenance on my DSL circuit or at their…