To Paraphrase A Quote From Firefly

There’s a special corner of Hades reserved for people like Jeff Goldstein – where they send child molesters, people who talk at the cinema and men who link to David Hasselhoff videos.
I wonder, does he (Hasselhoff) know that he empirically sucks? Does the nation of Germany know so? If so, does he care? Do they?
Stupid Germans.
(Standard “naughty, naughty language” warning applies to that Protein Wisdom link above. Proceed with caution.)