White House sources are reporting that Fox News anchor/syndicated radio host Tony Snow is in the final stages of talks to become the new Press Secretary for the Bush Administration. President Bush has missed a real opportunity here to practice what he preaches, in that he could have extended an offer to become P.S. to one of the millions of “undocumented workers” flowing across our southern border. After all, it really is a “job [sane] Americans won’t do”.
h/t to Aron for the lunchtime Gimp/blog inspiration.