Please To Be Reading Most Serious Letter From Mahmoud

Iowahawk has once again cut right to the heart of the matter with his exclusive translation of Iran’s flaming nutjob puppet dictator president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s letter to President Bush (as well as a bowling night eVite for those world leaders In The Know) and boy, is it a doozy!

Mr George Bush, President of the United States of America:
For sometime now I have been thinking, how one can justify the undeniable contradictions that exist in the international steel cage octagon of idea-thinkings? Here in which are being constantly debated, specially in political forums and amongst university students. Many questions remain unanswered, and there are many important midterms coming up! These thinkings and contradictions and debations have given me many important headaches. I am telling you this the hopes that it might bring about an opportunity to redress them, and in hopes that you have some Tylenol II.
Can one be a follower of Jesus Christ (PBUH), the great Messenger of God,
Feel obliged to go to the pancake breakfast at the Jesus (PBUH) mosque,
And also Bingo Nites,
Announce one’s opposition to the proliferation of nuclear weapons and WMDs,
Make “War and Terror” into catchy advertising jingle,
And finally, Work towards the establishment of a unified international community – a community which will be governed by Christ and the virtuous Hidden 11th Imam, but only after they recombine as MegaMessenger to do final battle with the diabolical MechaJew.
But at the same time, make crusader attackings on countries; taking their lives and going into villages and homes and mosques to steal cherished family collections of IEDs?
Do not answer! This is a rhetorical question, and I am not finished.

Go ye and read the whole thing, for it is informative and funny.